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Game Review: Cuphead

Game Review: Cuphead

By Alex Sievers [Reviewed on Xbox One] For the past month, StudioMDHR Entertainment’s much-anticipated and ball-busting creation, Cuphead, has been consuming disgusting amounts of my gaming time. This hard-as-fuck run & gun platformer had its hooks in me right...
Baldly Going Nowhere: NaNoWriMo

Baldly Going Nowhere: NaNoWriMo

I’ve decided that this year I’m going to give National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo) a shot. It’s daunting as all hell, as Holden Caulfield might say (before I took a leaf from Stradlater’s book and socked him one). The idea of writing...
Elderly Driver

Elderly Driver

Blissfully weak and sallow cheeked, behind the wheel ensconced. Blinkers on, direction wrong he potters on anon. He checks first left, of right bereft, Giving way be damned. And foot off brake, barely awake, Speeds right into a...
Realm Of Bast: Chapter IV

Realm Of Bast: Chapter IV

By Shadrick Beechem       4. Andrew Richards read over the crumpled notebook he found with blurry amusement as he squatted and shat next to the train car which he’d decided would be his home for the night. He tore out the last page where the...
Bok-Choy Bicycle

Bok-Choy Bicycle

By D.L. Preface: (Please refer to the diagram below) I am on the left, in the yellow bus en route to work. The orange car of which we are adjacent, has stopped as we both have red lights. Bonsai Bicycle extraordinaire on the right gets the green, and heads towards the...
Realm Of Bast: Chapter III

Realm Of Bast: Chapter III

By Shadrick Beechem       3. And then, I was awake, in my apartment and with a throbbing headache, my eyes feeling like they were going to bulge from their sockets. As I got up I noticed the muffled quality of my foot steps and the odd internal...
No Shoes At All

No Shoes At All

By Daniel Lucisano Ugly cunt∗, with the brown skin The night before, I fucked my shin† Crossed the road, Nowra‡ somewhere, No shoes at all, he was left bare. Leather coat, trenched to his knees Sore sight for all and none to please. Walking where – residence unknown§,...
GO FUCK MYSELF

GO FUCK MYSELF

By P. Dentist You know what can get fucked? Using the word ‘myself’ in place of ‘me’ or ‘I’. Don’t understand? Let me explain myself. I myself first became aware of this phenomenon when myself received an email introducing a...
Realm Of Bast: Chapter II

Realm Of Bast: Chapter II

By Shadrick Beechem      2. It happened one night when I was walking back to my small apartment from Athena studios. We had just wrapped up a nine hour tracking session, with me filling in on session guitar for some progressive rock act called Talos who...