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First Dates

First Dates

I’m sorry You seem lovely But I just Can’t Care About the things you love So please don’t try To care About Mine You’ll have to excuse me When you ask what I have planned for the rest of the night “Study,” I mumble, and you watch me...
Late Night Delights

Late Night Delights

By B.D. A proclamation of sorts, “no anal” she wheezed Two hours are yours, go on do what you please. A thrust in there deep, thighs pressed she had squeezed a black gown, white heels, the lace there to tease The heated exchange met breaks in-between Raising the...
Sex and Water

Sex and Water

by Scotty Daniels Someone told me when I was very young that two things in life should always be free; sex and water. I’ve had to pay $4 for no-name water in a 7/11 before, and that’s coming out of my sex...
Bok-Choy Bicycle

Bok-Choy Bicycle

By D.L. Preface: (Please refer to the diagram below) I am on the left, in the yellow bus en route to work. The orange car of which we are adjacent, has stopped as we both have red lights. Bonsai Bicycle extraordinaire on the right gets the green, and heads towards the...
No Shoes At All

No Shoes At All

By Daniel Lucisano Ugly cunt∗, with the brown skin The night before, I fucked my shin† Crossed the road, Nowra‡ somewhere, No shoes at all, he was left bare. Leather coat, trenched to his knees Sore sight for all and none to please. Walking where – residence unknown§,...
irony [noun]

irony [noun]

I remember us Sitting in my car, coming home We’d stopped at the lights I remember you telling me how you didn’t like it When people simply got handed things in life “They don’t know what it’s like,” you said. “They...