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GO FUCK MYSELF

GO FUCK MYSELF

By P. Dentist You know what can get fucked? Using the word ‘myself’ in place of ‘me’ or ‘I’. Don’t understand? Let me explain myself. I myself first became aware of this phenomenon when myself received an email introducing a...
Realm Of Bast: Chapter II

Realm Of Bast: Chapter II

By Shadrick Beechem      2. It happened one night when I was walking back to my small apartment from Athena studios. We had just wrapped up a nine hour tracking session, with me filling in on session guitar for some progressive rock act called Talos who...
Realm Of Bast: Chapter I

Realm Of Bast: Chapter I

By Shadrick Beechem       1. I had been sitting in the waiting room for thirty minutes. An obese woman in the chair next to mine tries in vain to comfort a child who has been screaming for several minutes, a child obviously suffering from some malady...
The Wandjina Tennant I (For Mr Generic)

The Wandjina Tennant I (For Mr Generic)

By Byron Hall I It was hard trying to fit in, in a new town; Yulara had been home for as long as he’d known. Making friends wasn’t really on the top of Lakota’s to-do list. He would much prefer watching them from a distance, like an alien creature at a...
Book Review: Origin – Dan Brown

Book Review: Origin – Dan Brown

By Matt Long How to write a Dan Brown novel: a step by step guide: Ingredients: — One cookie-cutter protagonist — A female sidekick — Catastrophic world-changing discovery — A murder most foul — All the places your European tour guide...