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By Richard Handler

Is it ironic
That vegans can eat pussy
But not tinned tuna?

Hairy bushes ya’ll
Remington for a reason
Sorry not sorry

I ejaculate
With volcanic power, see
Mostly on your tits

Rectum royalty?
No, she will not allow it
Hashtag – just a hole

Underarm hair fright
Burnt bras and pubic nightmares
Germaine Greer. Still mad?

I long for a kiss
But it is not hers to give
A gobby will do