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GO FUCK MYSELF

GO FUCK MYSELF

By P. Dentist You know what can get fucked? Using the word ‘myself’ in place of ‘me’ or ‘I’. Don’t understand? Let me explain myself. I myself first became aware of this phenomenon when myself received an email introducing a...
Baldly Going Nowhere: HSC Hijinks

Baldly Going Nowhere: HSC Hijinks

There has been an awful lot of kerfuffle over the HSC testing process this week, and I thought I’d just take a few minutes to address some things that to my knowledge haven’t been addressed yet. The gist is basically that a bunch of students took to...
Realm Of Bast

Realm Of Bast

By Shadrick Beechem       1. I had been sitting in the waiting room for thirty minutes. An obese woman in the chair next to mine tries in vain to comfort a child who has been screaming for several minutes, a child obviously suffering from some malady...
5 Tips To Beat Writer’s Block

5 Tips To Beat Writer’s Block

We’ve all been there. Usually, it strikes at the most inconvenient time, like when your protagonist is about to do something important or the deadline for that article is less than 24 hours away. Whether it’s creative fiction, poetry, or analytical essays,...