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GO FUCK MYSELF

GO FUCK MYSELF

By P. Dentist You know what can get fucked? Using the word ‘myself’ in place of ‘me’ or ‘I’. Don’t understand? Let me explain myself. I myself first became aware of this phenomenon when myself received an email introducing a...
Baldly Going Nowhere: HSC Hijinks

Baldly Going Nowhere: HSC Hijinks

There has been an awful lot of kerfuffle over the HSC testing process this week, and I thought I’d just take a few minutes to address some things that to my knowledge haven’t been addressed yet. The gist is basically that a bunch of students took to...
Realm Of Bast

Realm Of Bast

By Shadrick Beechem       1. I had been sitting in the waiting room for thirty minutes. An obese woman in the chair next to mine tries in vain to comfort a child who has been screaming for several minutes, a child obviously suffering from some malady...
5 Tips To Beat Writer’s Block

5 Tips To Beat Writer’s Block

We’ve all been there. Usually, it strikes at the most inconvenient time, like when your protagonist is about to do something important or the deadline for that article is less than 24 hours away. Whether it’s creative fiction, poetry, or analytical essays,...
Book Review: Dangerous – Milo Yiannopoulos

Book Review: Dangerous – Milo Yiannopoulos

I’m not even sure how to approach this review. I liked the book. I thought it was funny, often challenging, but altogether, thought-provoking. Over the course of reading it I looked into other people’s reviews — they labelled it...
irony [noun]

irony [noun]

I remember us Sitting in my car, coming home We’d stopped at the lights I remember you telling me how you didn’t like it When people simply got handed things in life “They don’t know what it’s like,” you said. “They...
The Wandjina Tennant I (For Mr Generic)

The Wandjina Tennant I (For Mr Generic)

By Byron Hall I It was hard trying to fit in, in a new town; Yulara had been home for as long as he’d known. Making friends wasn’t really on the top of Lakota’s to-do list. He would much prefer watching them from a distance, like an alien creature at a...